HUMOR WRITING
Satire writing featured in The New Yorker’s Shouts & Murmurs section, including an original dating column called Dating Material. Other humor writing can also be found in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The Washington Post, Cosmopolitan, VICE and more.
The New Yorker:
Expensive Journals You've bought Over the Years: Where Are They Now?
If People Talked to Other Professionals The Way They Talk to Writers
A Restaurant Review of the Kitchen Floor, Written by Me, A Dog
I Finally Learned to Listen to My Body, and This Is What It Had to Say
Dating Material: Essay Prompts For When You Think You’re Ready to Date Again
Quarantine Day 299: A Running List of Apologies to Everyone I’ve Ever Wronged
Dating Material: Places You’ll Find My Hair, Six Months After We Break Up
Dating Material: Where Are They Now? All Your High School Crushes
Dating Material: A Pop Quiz to Determine if You’re in a Relationship
Evaluations from Every Doctor I Visited Before My Insurance Ran Out
Boys I Will Date in My Twenties vs. Boys I Dated in Middle School
Everything I’m Afraid Might Happen Now That I’ve Lost my Headphones
Where is Tom Hanks Going and Can We Make it Into a Movie? Some Pitches
Excerpts from Philosophers’ Breakup Letters Throughout History